Sunday, 19 January 2014

I'll stand here with my collapsible lung ~

So I'm sitting here at 12:19 chowing down on a bowl of cereal, wondering where my days have been going. This last week has actually been all over the place, today's the first day I've been able to sit down and think. For the past week or two I've been having really bad chest pains so I decided to get an X-ray from where I work (Dr Glenn and Partners Medical Imaging). I wasn't expecting anything to come up but it turns out I have a partially collapsed lung, which isn't terribly bad but it seriously threw a spanner in the works. I can't exercise, I can't go for a swim, I can't go for a jog, hell... I can't even have a wank. I just have to wait until it gets better or it could end up much worse. The funniest thing is that on the morning of getting the X-ray I was listening to Relient K's album "Collapsable Lung" - Ironic. Also I'm glad my mates Aiden and Ryan laughed when I told them. Friendship

With that aside, the rest of the week has gone by pretty quickly. I finally got my hands on Animal Crossing: New Leaf (The series is a personal favourite of mine) as well as a brand new iPad. Since I'm soon to be attending UWS they gave me a free 16gb iPad Air. When I say free I actually mean that the iPad will be paid off 100x when I pay my uni fees.

When I went to claim my student I.D and my iPad at Parra campus I had to slot myself into a large queue. Most of the people around me were females, all paired with their mates and whatnot. I overheard a couple of them saying "Oh, I'm doing nursing this year" "Oh, I'm in the midwives course this year". Winston and Henry, who were also there to claim their stuff, saw me in the queue. If any of you know Winston it's not surprising to hear the first thing he did was point and laugh when he saw me. Winston comes up to the edge of the line and says "ABH, you're hotter than the Summer's day". At this point most people around me were looking at him. Henry asks what course I'm doing, to which I reply "Doing nursing, mate". Every girl within a 10m vicinity looked at me. Gonna be a fun year. On a separate note, those girls were pretty hot - can't wait to actually start my course hehe.


In other news, have any of you ever had a DnM with a psych student? It's pretty interesting. If they're dedicated to their course they'll turn your little convo into a practical lesson, slowly picking away at your story until they see whats inside. At like 2am the other day I was talking to my old mate, who is doing his second year at UNSW (I think). He reminds me of Raymond Giang but he plays basketball and doesn't wear glasses. The only real thing I got out of it all though is that I'm an asshole, but I already knew that.

Anyway, until my lung heals up (or gets worse) I probably won't have anything else to say for a little bit.

Have a good one,


ABH.

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