"I'm a Virgin Mary" #ABHingAintEasy

Today was meant to be the day I headed over to the RTA, got my L's and everything would be sweet, but of course nothing is easy in the life of ABH. Originally I was planning on going by myself, you know, being the independent 18 year old that I am. My mum and sister however wanted to tag along to shop and whatnot, which means that we end up leaving the house not by 11:00am, not by 12:00pm, no... 2:00pm. Great.

Anyway, long story short when I get to the RTA lady she claims I need some form of ID to prove my residential status, which I didn't have (supposedly passport doesn't count). My mum, which is very against the idea of me driving, holds a Gold license and is capable of signing the form so I could sit my test. I tell her this and she follows me to the counter where she then tells the lady she won't sign and doesn't want me to crash and die somewhere along the line (which is fair, don't get me wrong, I get that). Anyway, after all that I told her I'll study the road code or whatever so I can try put her mind at rest - In return I'm hoping she will ease up about the whole subject. I could just get my dad to sign but I figure if I manage to gain her trust it'll be much easier for me in the long run. #GoodGuyABH

So yeah, I'm still motivated to get my license but I'm willing to delay just a little longer.

After that whole fiasco I headed to Macarthur Square, where all the cool twelvies hang out. Ezza, my Mexican friend from Taco Bell, got landed with a 12 hour shift so I decided to pay the cheeky slut a visit. The minute I walk in he gives me the stink eye and I just smile at him, slowly creeping forward. He told me, to my surprise, a chunk of Mac Fielders are heading to UWS this year (yay?). After bugging him at work for the next 20 minutes he manages to score a break.

This cheeky little burrito managed to go to Paramore the other day, so obviously I had to interrogate him for some details. In particular I remember him saying how he grinded some fat chick, to which I claimed he must have lost his virginity. "Hell no, I'm a Virgin Mary." He'd make a great black woman... I can just imagine the sass and the finger snappin'. Praise the Lord!

Eventually he had to go back to work, so I headed over to the tech stores (you know how it is, gotta check up JB HI FI errytime I'm in a shopping center). I decided to #yolo it and buy myself a 2DS because I too am actually a twelvie (shh). Now, the 2DS comes with a free game and an accessory kit. Cool. Of course in the life of ABH, things don't come easy. The bloody game they have, the only one they have, is "Sesame St Puzzle Time"... I mean, sure, I fucking love Sesame St but damn, I don't have the brain capacity to work out those puzzles. They should know those games are too hard.

But seriously, I asked the guy if I could trade it in straight away so I could get some money off the DS itself. I saved myself a whole $4.00... I know, amazing.

For anyone interested, my friend code is: 2380-4303-2402

Planning on getting some games eventually. According to Sarah (my sister), a lot of people play Pokemon at uni haha.

#ABHingAintEasy